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Favourite True Blood expressions

  • Author: Violet Coffin | Category: True Blood News


  • One of the funniest lines in the whole show was when Sookie exits the plane and starts talking to that driver about “Boze for dolls!”

    What was your favorite lines in the this episode?

    Was it when Jessica Glamored the driver to shout out something about a girl Jessica knew when she was human?

    SO tell me what your favorite line was!

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    26 Responses to “Favourite True Blood expressions”


    1. Emily says:

      My Mom enjoyed the part where Sookie was drunk, “They gave me ten!”, but I particularly enjoyed the part where Jessica was stuck in the coffin after Bill got out of his :)

    2. Ekzotika says:

      HHmmm I don´t remember very certain but I think something that Eric or Bill have said…

    3. Ellen says:

      Probably Jessica’s: “You will be so sorry when I get an eating disorder.”

    4. Ellen says:

      Some of Jason’s lines were priceless:

      “How’s your nose?” ;-)

      LUKE: One thing you can count on – God will make sure evil gets punished.
      JASON: Yeah? Then explain Europe to me. :-D

      Scenewise, I loved Bill’s shooting out of his travel coffin. So cool. :-)

    5. Morgie says:

      My favorite line is where Eric tells Sookie “Maybe I will grow on you” and Sookie says “I’d rather have cancer”

    6. xTeamxEricx says:

      One of my favorite lines was after Eric killed that guy in the basement then said to Lafyette “Do I have blood in my hair?” and; then his comment about how Pam was gonna kill him for it. However jsut seeing him with foil in his hair was funny enough! =D

    7. Karina says:

      I loved the whole scene when Lafayette takes the “burger with AIDS” back to that rude customer.

    8. trublooooodzzzzzzz says:

      my favourite was when jessica was pissed at bill and was like u suck annd then started laughing and was like cuase u do suck lol

    9. pam is sexy! says:

      i think its tied up between the burger with AIDS scene from season 1 and the scen where jessica makes the limo driver shot,”becky eubanks is a stuck up whore who let jace finger her in the church!”

    10. jana says:

      WHEN:
      jessica couldnt get out of her coffin
      eric says to sookie:”Trust me…” in one of the next series :)
      when bill says her name:”Sookie!”

    11. Mary says:

      Every time Lafayette calls Tara a hooker and Tara calls him a bitch back.
      Actually anytime Lafayette says anything in season 1

      Oooo and in episode 7 of season two when he’s in the ladies room:
      Arlene: excuse you it says ladies on that door
      Lafayette: so what you skank hos doin in here
      Tara: watch yourself bitch
      Lafayette: I am, and I is gorgeous

    12. InsertCleverName says:

      Bill Compton: “Aren’t you afraid to be out here with a hungry vampire?”

      Sarah Newlin: “Praise His Light!”

      LaFayette: “Hallelujahs! Hallelujahs!”

    13. LolosForEric says:

      **********SPOILER FROM BOOK********

      I cant think of one from the show… but one of my favorites from the book is:

      SOOKIE: “By the way, I haven’t heard an ‘I’m sorry’ from you yet.” My sense of grievance had overwhelmed my sense of self-preservation.

      ERIC: “I am sorry that the maenad picked on you.”

      SOOKIE: I glared at him. “Not enough,” I said. I was trying hard to hang on to this conversation.

      ERIC: “Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me.”

      SOOKIE: “That’s more like it.”"

    14. Monika_ says:

      My favorite line from the whole series so far is,

      “Just because you understand the mechanics of how something works, does not make it any less of a miracle, which is another word for magic.” ~ Bill, episode 3, season 1. I believe.

      It’s not funny or anything but I just love it. <3 <3

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