Favourite True Blood expressions


One of the funniest lines in the whole show was when Sookie exits the plane and starts talking to that driver about “Boze for dolls!”
What was your favorite lines in the this episode?
Was it when Jessica Glamored the driver to shout out something about a girl Jessica knew when she was human?
SO tell me what your favorite line was!
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26 Responses to “Favourite True Blood expressions”


My Mom enjoyed the part where Sookie was drunk, “They gave me ten!”, but I particularly enjoyed the part where Jessica was stuck in the coffin after Bill got out of his
HHmmm I don´t remember very certain but I think something that Eric or Bill have said…
Probably Jessica’s: “You will be so sorry when I get an eating disorder.”
Some of Jason’s lines were priceless:
“How’s your nose?”
LUKE: One thing you can count on – God will make sure evil gets punished.
JASON: Yeah? Then explain Europe to me.
Scenewise, I loved Bill’s shooting out of his travel coffin. So cool.
I don’t get the Europe comment…and I live there XD So, could someone explain? It seems like a great comeback
Um…………….Germany…..Poland……etc…..LOL
In America, people view Europe as strange, and sometimes sinful, we make fun of it, just like as you make fun of America.
Colonization
um… first golf war… second golf war… iraq… afghanistan… and it’s not like I am proud of germany, where I live, but I think honestly, america should start realising that they’re not exactly innocent. I mean, did someone actually count how many were killed in the wars I listed? plus they are all pretty recent. hell yeah the world wars sucked, but at least we learned?
its GULF war, wow
My favorite line is where Eric tells Sookie “Maybe I will grow on you” and Sookie says “I’d rather have cancer”
I AGREE THAT’S MY FAV AS WELL HANDS DOWN xD
That´s hossom
One of my favorite lines was after Eric killed that guy in the basement then said to Lafyette “Do I have blood in my hair?” and; then his comment about how Pam was gonna kill him for it. However jsut seeing him with foil in his hair was funny enough! =D
I loved the whole scene when Lafayette takes the “burger with AIDS” back to that rude customer.
thats my fav one too
Yeah that was great!
my favourite was when jessica was pissed at bill and was like u suck annd then started laughing and was like cuase u do suck lol
i think its tied up between the burger with AIDS scene from season 1 and the scen where jessica makes the limo driver shot,”becky eubanks is a stuck up whore who let jace finger her in the church!”
WHEN:
jessica couldnt get out of her coffin
eric says to sookie:”Trust me…” in one of the next series
when bill says her name:”Sookie!”
YEs the way Bill says Sookie it´s really sexy!
Every time Lafayette calls Tara a hooker and Tara calls him a bitch back.
Actually anytime Lafayette says anything in season 1
Oooo and in episode 7 of season two when he’s in the ladies room:
Arlene: excuse you it says ladies on that door
Lafayette: so what you skank hos doin in here
Tara: watch yourself bitch
Lafayette: I am, and I is gorgeous
Love it too
Bill Compton: “Aren’t you afraid to be out here with a hungry vampire?”
Sarah Newlin: “Praise His Light!”
LaFayette: “Hallelujahs! Hallelujahs!”
**********SPOILER FROM BOOK********
I cant think of one from the show… but one of my favorites from the book is:
SOOKIE: “By the way, I haven’t heard an ‘I’m sorry’ from you yet.” My sense of grievance had overwhelmed my sense of self-preservation.
ERIC: “I am sorry that the maenad picked on you.”
SOOKIE: I glared at him. “Not enough,” I said. I was trying hard to hang on to this conversation.
ERIC: “Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me.”
SOOKIE: “That’s more like it.”"
My favorite line from the whole series so far is,
“Just because you understand the mechanics of how something works, does not make it any less of a miracle, which is another word for magic.” ~ Bill, episode 3, season 1. I believe.
It’s not funny or anything but I just love it. <3 <3