Funniest Thing in True Blood History – YOUR OPINION!
True Blood is jam packed with the best of the best funny-ness. But can YOU pick the very funniest thing in both series?
Would it be the Eric and his hair incident? Or Jessica glammering that driver?
What is the funniest moment in True Blood history? Post your response and we’ll take a vote!
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Funniest scene: Mall scene:
“Good Evening old sport.
It’s the new me.” pause- One eye-brow up: “You like?”
“I do. Very much.”
Hmm. There have been many funny scenes, but one that always comes to mind is Lafayette and the AIDs burger
.. I loved it. And after he was done putting them boys in their place, Jason laughs and slaps his hand. Awesome scene.
pmsl, i loved that one! i also loved when Sookie asked Bill his name, and when he says it, she’s like, ‘Bill? seriously?’ lol. and when she asks him to glamour her, and it doesn’t work and she bursts out laughing.
when sookie arrives at the airport and bill bust out of the coffin, and jessica is flopping around screaming how do i get out of this thing,
or when bill tells jessica he is having company over and she is like, “ohh can we eat her” lol i roll every time.
When Eric is breaking Sookie out of the FOTS and she says ‘he’s your make isn’t he?’ to which Eric replies ‘don’t use words you don’t understand’ so she says ‘You love him don’t you?’ and he replies ‘Don’t use words I don’t understand’. Brilliant!
Sorry, meant to say Maker not make!
When Jason shoots Steve Newlin in the head with the paintball gun, that was a classic
When Sookie tries to read Terras mind and all she hears is \lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala\
teh funniest scene 4 me is the same as Kirky’s. Lol, tht wuz gd 1. ^^
Sookie walks into her house full of crazy people with black eyes and,
“This is where your grandmother died, riiiiiight here.” Cheerfuly.
Sookie looked down at some other guy grabing her ankle.
“Let me go!”
Over in the kitchen sink some guy is taking a bath.
“Why don’t you lay down here with me?” She does.
The scene switches and next time we see her she says,
“All right lets just get this over with. On one condition.” His eyes light up and she says, “I get to be on top.” She hits him on the head with a pan.
She walks upstairs and passes her room. Somone is wearing her dress and the zipper cant zip up because, “Do think this is too much?” The man in the dress asks her.
That is my fav. scene.
Then the “AIDs Burger” scene.
Then when Eric walks up to him in the mall.
Then when the queen says “Why don’t you two just f** eachother and get it over with?!”
Then when Laffy is stuck in the basement and its all gloomy, Eric walks down there and you hear techno music blaring. He has one of those hair-cutting capes on and his hair is all tin foil. Priceless!
I love the whole ‘Escape from dragon house’ episode…
1. When the doctor in the ER says ‘We’ll need to drain the blood out of your penis’, and you see Jason’s face and in the background there’s a baby screamin
2. The first time Sookie meets Eric in Fangtasia, he’s like “Aren’t ya sweet” and she goes “Not really?”
3. When Sam goes back do Dawn’s house after she was killed and sniffs out her sheets… idk it really creeps me out but the way he’s movin has me laughin so hard everytime I see it
4. When Tara goes to Lafayette’s after her mom hit her with the bottle, and he says “What – did you just say you had sex with Sam?” Tara says “Yeah and he actually barks in his sleep” and then Lafayette goes “Oh dem white folk’s all f**ked up.”
I could go on and on with this…
Lafayette and Jason always make for the funniest moments.
You know, I’m from Germany, and True Blood just started airing and isn’t running very succesfully here. I’ve been watchin it since day 1 on this site and I can’t help but incorporate some Lafayette-ish sentences into my language sometimes.
For example, a week or so ago there was a kinda funny incident when I went out with friends and one guy accidentally brushed my ‘lower tummy area’ and I was like “Uh-oh! Ain’t no man touchin the pussy of justice.”
I thought it was pretty damn funny but everyone was starin at me and doin the Jason Stackhouse.
When Eric asks Bill if he likes his new look and Bill smiles and says \Very much,\ and then the shop assistant walks off thinking they’re gay.
When Jason is at the fellowship of the Sun, having breakfast, and the boys are arguing who was the 1st vampire and then Jason’s comback is says:
‘Maybe Jesus was the first vampire, he died and rose from the dead, and he told us to drink his blood because it will gave us special powers’
gotta love the stupid Jason
I love it when Lafayette drinks erics blood and is dancing around in the background, and when sookie gets off the plane drunk
Mine are the mall scene and when Jason says to Andy if Sam turned into a chicken would he lay his own eggs,lafayette and the aids burger it was brillant,the Queen tells them to just get on with it and just f***k,Eric’s haircut.
i like those but when Sookie slaps Eric and eric’s flashback to right before he was made are probly my faves.
Eric’s friend- I wonder if there are women in heaven?
Eric- Where ever i go there will ALWAYS be women.
he so cocky, but in a funny way that makes him so sexy.
***Spoilers ******
I also have some favorite scenes from the book.
1.Sookie- “By the way, I haven’t heard an ‘I’m sorry’ from you yet.”
Eric- “I am sorry that the maenad picked on you.”
Sookie-”Not good enough.”
Eric-”Angelic Sookie,” grinning “vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked, evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me.”
Sookie-”That’s more like it”
oh my would have loved to be a fly on the wall
2. “I am here,” he said. He leaned back in his chair and tossed a pencil in the air.
“And I am here,” she replied.
“Sookie, my little bullet-sucker.”
“Eric, my big bullshitter.”
“You want something, my darling?” he asked.
“I’m not your darling, and you know it, for one thing. For another…” she paused. “Bill said you were coming over here tomorrow night?”
“Yes,” he said, “to tromp up in the woods looking for the maenad. She finds our offerings of vintage wine and a young bull inadequate.”
There was a pause. “You took her a live bull?”
“Yes, indeed we did. Pam and Indira and I.”
“Was it fun?” she asked.
“Yes. It had been several centuries since I dealt with livestock. Pam is a city girl. Indira had too much awe of the bull to be a lot of help. But if you like, the next time I have to transport animals I will give you a call, and you can go along.”
“Thanks,” she replied. “That would be lovely. The reason I called you is that I need you to go to a party with me tomorrow night.”
“Bill is no longer your bedmate?” he asked. “The differences you developed in Dallas are permanent?”
“What I should have said is, ‘I need a bodyguard for tomorrow night.’ Bill’s in Dallas. See, there’s a long explanation, but the situation is that I need to go to a party tomorrow night that’s really just a…” She broke off her ramble and began fumbling for words. “Well, it’s a… kind of orgy thing? And I need someone with me just in case… just in case.”
“That’s fascinating. And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?”
“You can look almost human,” she said, not quite answering his question.
“This is a human orgy? One that excludes vampires?”
“It’s a human orgy that doesn’t know a vampire is coming.”
“So,” he said, “the more human I look, the less frightening I’ll be?”
“Yes. I need to read their thoughts. Pick their brains. And if I get them thinking about a certain thing, and pick their brains, then we can get out of there.”
“So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself?”
“Yes, and… Do you think you could pretend to be gay?”
3. Be aware this ones for adults only
“What part do you like best?” he asked her with a small laugh.
There was no hesitation. “Oh, your butt.”
Now he was surprised. “My… bottom?”
“Yep.” She burrowed her nose into his neck.
He smiled up at the ceiling. “I would have thought of another part.”
“Well, that’s certainly… adequate.”
He repeated, “Adequate?” He unclasped his fingers from the hand he held and guided it down to touch him. With her hand under his, he stroked up and down a few times until her fingers wrapped around him. For a moment he closed his eyes, then said, “This is adequate?”
Still stroking him, she lifted her head and smiled down at his face. “Maybe I should have said it’s a gracious plenty.”
“A gracious plenty,” he echoed shakily. “I like that.”
4. tried to keep spoilers to a min. for those of you who dont know fairies are irresitable to other supes specifically vamps
“Fairy.”
“Sweet. For real?”
“You are one mouthwatering woman.”
“Thanks!”
“Now that you’ve shown off, could we please talk about something besides you?”
“A real fairy… I’ve only had one before,” a vamp taking a step forward
Pam took a step forward. “They’re hard to catch.”
“Now, now, anything with fangs, take a step back!”
Sookie standing between Eric and fairy:“Eric, snap out of it! She’s off limits.” well it goes on like that until said fairy leaves, with Sookie trying to get the vamps to leave it alone and the vamps not listening.
5. scenes with bubba are generally funny- like trying to sneak him into the back of Merlotte’s and finding a random were in a closet. Priceless.
cant think of any more but they are all so funny
**SPOILERS**
Parts that may be in the show later on but do not contain HUGE spoilers
so i forgot my favorite Jason moments
‘It seems Jason’s appeal is universal’
Eric and Jason compare foot sizes
Jason- **whistles and grins** to Sookie“Big feet. Is the old saying true?”
Sookie- You may not believe me, but I don’t know.
Jason-”Kind of hard to swallow.” chuckles “No joke intended.”
when Andy says he dances like an epileptic on meth, and then showing how he dances. hahaha