so i forgot my favorite Jason moments

‘It seems Jason’s appeal is universal’

Eric and Jason compare foot sizes
Jason- **whistles and grins** to Sookie“Big feet. Is the old saying true?”
Sookie- You may not believe me, but I don’t know.
Jason-”Kind of hard to swallow.” chuckles “No joke intended.”

Eric’s friend- I wonder if there are women in heaven?

Eric- Where ever i go there will ALWAYS be women.

he so cocky, but in a funny way that makes him so sexy.

***Spoilers ******

I also have some favorite scenes from the book.

1.Sookie- “By the way, I haven’t heard an ‘I’m sorry’ from you yet.”
Eric- “I am sorry that the maenad picked on you.”
Sookie-”Not good enough.”
Eric-”Angelic Sookie,” grinning “vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked, evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me.”
Sookie-”That’s more like it”

oh my would have loved to be a fly on the wall

2. “I am here,” he said. He leaned back in his chair and tossed a pencil in the air.

“And I am here,” she replied.

“Sookie, my little bullet-sucker.”
“Eric, my big bullshitter.”
“You want something, my darling?” he asked.
“I’m not your darling, and you know it, for one thing. For another…” she paused. “Bill said you were coming over here tomorrow night?”
“Yes,” he said, “to tromp up in the woods looking for the maenad. She finds our offerings of vintage wine and a young bull inadequate.”
There was a pause. “You took her a live bull?”
“Yes, indeed we did. Pam and Indira and I.”
“Was it fun?” she asked.
“Yes. It had been several centuries since I dealt with livestock. Pam is a city girl. Indira had too much awe of the bull to be a lot of help. But if you like, the next time I have to transport animals I will give you a call, and you can go along.”
“Thanks,” she replied. “That would be lovely. The reason I called you is that I need you to go to a party with me tomorrow night.”
“Bill is no longer your bedmate?” he asked. “The differences you developed in Dallas are permanent?”
“What I should have said is, ‘I need a bodyguard for tomorrow night.’ Bill’s in Dallas. See, there’s a long explanation, but the situation is that I need to go to a party tomorrow night that’s really just a…” She broke off her ramble and began fumbling for words. “Well, it’s a… kind of orgy thing? And I need someone with me just in case… just in case.”
“That’s fascinating. And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?”
“You can look almost human,” she said, not quite answering his question.
“This is a human orgy? One that excludes vampires?”
“It’s a human orgy that doesn’t know a vampire is coming.”
“So,” he said, “the more human I look, the less frightening I’ll be?”
“Yes. I need to read their thoughts. Pick their brains. And if I get them thinking about a certain thing, and pick their brains, then we can get out of there.”
“So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself?”
“Yes, and… Do you think you could pretend to be gay?”

3. Be aware this ones for adults only
“What part do you like best?” he asked her with a small laugh.
There was no hesitation. “Oh, your butt.”
Now he was surprised. “My… bottom?”
“Yep.” She burrowed her nose into his neck.
He smiled up at the ceiling. “I would have thought of another part.”
“Well, that’s certainly… adequate.”
He repeated, “Adequate?” He unclasped his fingers from the hand he held and guided it down to touch him. With her hand under his, he stroked up and down a few times until her fingers wrapped around him. For a moment he closed his eyes, then said, “This is adequate?”
Still stroking him, she lifted her head and smiled down at his face. “Maybe I should have said it’s a gracious plenty.”
“A gracious plenty,” he echoed shakily. “I like that.”

4. tried to keep spoilers to a min. for those of you who dont know fairies are irresitable to other supes specifically vamps
“Fairy.”
“Sweet. For real?”
“You are one mouthwatering woman.”
“Thanks!”
“Now that you’ve shown off, could we please talk about something besides you?”
“A real fairy… I’ve only had one before,” a vamp taking a step forward
Pam took a step forward. “They’re hard to catch.”
“Now, now, anything with fangs, take a step back!”
Sookie standing between Eric and fairy:“Eric, snap out of it! She’s off limits.” well it goes on like that until said fairy leaves, with Sookie trying to get the vamps to leave it alone and the vamps not listening.

5. scenes with bubba are generally funny- like trying to sneak him into the back of Merlotte’s and finding a random were in a closet. Priceless.

cant think of any more but they are all so funny