True Blood, “Guess what they’re thinking!”

Hey everybody! I have the first “Guess what they’re thinking contest all set up for you guys! This picture is of Bill from episode 1 season 1 of True Blood. So… here is the deal, “Sookie can’t read Bill’s mind, so what is he thinking the first time he sees her?” Submit your answers in the comments box, and next Friday I will pick the winner! You can say whatever you want, just be creative and good luck!
“Sookie can’t read Bill’s mind, so what is he thinking the first time he sees her?”
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17 Responses to “True Blood, “Guess what they’re thinking!””


OMG! She is different. Wonder if I get to taste her.
Cillian Murphy sex dance…
“ahh theres the chic the queen sent me to seduce”
“…………….. food….”
– “No, damn. She’s the queens…”
1.) It seems… somebody finds me to be interesting.
2.) F#$% Tru Blood, I WANT HER!
3.) Why are they staring at me?
4.) Don’t just stand there, come get my order!
5.) OMG that chick is hot! *speaks to himself*, “Act cool Bill, act cool.”
-Oh, here she is. Good one, interesting-as he must seduce her
“Did I pick up the dry cleaning?”
TOTALLY agree wit teamQuin…
Bill is such an @$$ hole… I used to like him but now i don’t (read the books and find out)
I wonder if she is a true blonde,can’t wait to find out.Just sit here and look seductive it gets them every time.
huh, i wonder if she’s o negative… i’ll soon find out i mean c’mon she cant resist me, nobody can resist a bit of the compton-ator!
I wonder if she will notice how veiny my hands are? does she like veiny hands? did i remember to wear dederant? do i even need deoderant? am i wearing pants!? *checks* phew. i am wearing pants. why is she watching me?? oh no. she is definitly looking at my veiny hands. crap.
just tryna capture the random thoughts tht run thru ur mind when u first see someone *hot*
Hey Now !!!!
*What’s with these pity humans, and what am I even doing here in the first place(do I really have nothing to do today?!)*
*damm that blondie is hot, maybe shes on V*
*darn, i’m so lonely… she will do….*
//sorry i just DONT like bill…
Boom chicka wah wah!
Cindy, you just made my day!
I agree 100% with the veiny hands thing. *shudders*
Heres Bills thoughts as Sookie Stackhouse is coming over to take his order:
blond. big boobs. works at merlotts. hmmm has that huge ass smile. could it be? she the only blond.. this must be the lovely sookie stackhouse. not much of a cooincidence since this is where i expected her to be. i’d be exited if i ever could. IM HUNGRY BITCH! calm down, calm down william. it’s just food. controll your lust… OOoooommm. oop! here we go, seduction time! *mental fist pump* look super bad, look bad ass. yea, im a bad ass vamp.